Thursday, February 7, 2013

deliberate shots

Badow!!!
i can see the mathematics behind my line up.
its all geometry. this angel needs this hit initiated from this specific spot on the cue.
my stick is strait, i know as i role it on the table and it doesnt waver.
iv set the quarters on the side of the table so others know im gunna play another rack.
i rack the balls like: solid stripe solid stripe as alternating balls  for the legal set-up.
then a legal break when all four of the rails are tapped by at least one ball. an epic hit from behind the top two diamonds which is also where you place the cue after a scratch i.e. the cue being sunk/
never sink the cue, it belongs on the table, an if you jump it completely off the table then it becomes Ball in Hand. which means you have completely free choice as to where you place the ball on the table. before all that back to the break, if the opposing player is not pleased with the current break they can call a "re-rack"  and become the breaker themselves.
once you are announced a category then you gauge the angles and try to sink your shot. if you do this with enough deliberation and even start to call your shots, you will be called a shark: one who is surprisingly good at billiards, surprisingly so for they started off pretty slow.
if the 8 ball is pocketed alone on the break without a scratch then the breaker wins, if you ever scratch on the 8 ball you loose. and the last shot for the 8 the pocket must be called.
 
 im rather passionate about billiards. and these are the official regulations. engage! 
   

Saturday, January 26, 2013

miss

i miss my brother.
i miss him a lot.
and he wont talk to me
he used to talk to me erry day....
and now, there are no sounds
only of solitude.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

the game

the demonic silly-silly-pandas were jacked-up until leveling off at being delirious.
here are the rules and questions they raise:
if there is no other silly-silly-pandas around does one silly-silly-panda make a noise when it chews on it's delicious bamboo?? 
silly-silly-panda gets raped, does it still reserve the right to an abortion; provided the spices is going completely extinct??
a silly-silly-panda is captured and brought into custody to be henceforth priority of the New York zoo, if the silly-silly-panda flies in from south-western China on Wednesday, how long does it feel woozy from jet lag???
your face is repugnant to the panda bear race. one outlandish silly-silly-panda spits on you, loos one turn cleaning off your hair with eucalyptus leaves.
a silly-silly-panda falls from the tree of its gorging, how many broken branches does the silly-silly-panda fall upon??
you couldn't differentiate between eucalyptus and a ravenous poison foliage that appears awfully similar and you dont know the name nor cure for your rapidly affected face. bright red, and swelling, the silly-silly-pandas are laughing at you.
KO
  

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Tuesday, December 4, 2012

important math

price: Dime = 10. Dub = 20. Half eighth = 25. Eighth = 50. Quad/quarter =100. Zip/ounce = between 200 and 350 just depends who you get it from

weight: half eight is 1.8 grams An eighth is 3.6 grams A quad would be 7.2.grams
                                                                                                   An ounce is 28.35 grams

the bi polar bear.

once upon a time there was a bear who lived in the city of imagination. this bear grew-up surrounded by beauty and love, but was not happy. not knowing why, i mean everyone around this animal seemed to have direction and meaning why didn't this bear? being very upset about this it experimented with the world around. experimented with art, love, thought and most of all pain, because pain seemed to make the most sense out of it all.The rules were simple and the degrees were varying. but soon enough pain didn't distract the bear from the real reason he was being so avaunt-gaurd, which was still to find the meaning of it all. this bear was very sad, so it smoked some ganja and forgot about all the pain and hate and fighting. all that was left was love. love for the world and love for the little things that were its favorite like honey and sunshine. the bear will always be looking for the answer, but for now he gets an A for participating.

interests

Heros-
directors: Woody Allen, Wes Anderson, Quentin Tarantino, Monty Python, Tim Burton, Jim Henson.
comedians: Mitch Hedberg, Demetri Martin, Eddie Izzard, Nick Swardson, Garrison Keillor.
actors:Heath Ledger, Tim Curry, Johnny Depp, Jennifer Connelly, David Bowie, Robin Williams, Hellena Carter, Luke Wilson, Owen Wilson, Bill Murray, Jason Schwartzman, Dustin Hoffman, Ewan McGregor, Matthew Lillard, Jack Nicholson, Michael Cera, Anton Yelchin, Edward Norton. anjelica huston! seth rogan! juliette luis!
 

Books-
Perks of Being a Wallflower, Treasure Islandim leah wolter and iv never read treasure island, Goblins in the Castle, Maus, Alice in wonderland/through the looking glass, Series of Unfortunate Events, calvin and hobbes, The Boondocks, the curious incident of the dog in the night-time, Animal Farm...

Television-
 Andy Milonakis, Weeds, Family Guy, Pandora Hearts, American Dad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Stella, Desperate Housewives, Twilight Zone, Monk, Seinfeld, Colbert Report, Futurama, Metalocalypse, Flight of the Conchords, The Mighty Boosh. Adventure Time!!! marvelous miss adventures of flapjack. chouder. Yo gabba gabba! 

Movies-
Requiem for a Dream, Labyrinth, Pieces of April, Gentlemen Broncos, What Dreams May Come, Delicatessen, The Life Aquatic, The Last Unicorn, Nightmare Before Christmas, Benny and Joon, Tank Girl, Peter Pan, Running with Scissors, The Royal Tenenbaums, Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass, Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, Gringhouse, Death Proof, The Hours, Lucky Number Slevin, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Trainspotting, Amelie, Spun, Edward Scissorhands, Woody Allen movies, What’s up Rockers, Howl’s Moving Castle, Big Fish, Hook, The Big Nothing, SLC Punk, The Village, Monty Python everything, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Silence of the Lambs, Leon the Professional, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, The Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Moulin Rouge, Zoolander, Sweeney Todd,  Dogma, Vanilla Sky, Charlie Bartlett, The Scanner Darkly, The Dead Poet Society, Good Will Hunting, Hannibal, The Birdcage, Tokyo Zombie, The Phantom of the Opera, Rocket Science, My Neighbor Totoro, Full Metal Jacket, Pleasantville, The Waterboy, The Wizard of Oz, anything Marvel comics related, The NeverEnding Story, Les Miserables, The Count of Monte Cristo, Office Space, The Triplets of Belleville, Rent, Rushmore, Noises Off!, Bottle Rocket, The Darjeeling Limited, Back to the Future, The Science of Sleep, Reefer Madness, Whatever Works, Art School Confidential, Treasure Planet, Bad Education, Despicable Me, Fanklyn, Pan's Labyrinth, Pineapple Express, Fierce People, Clue, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dr. Horrible sing along blog, Zombieland, Magnolia, Seven Pounds, The Union,  .
and so so many more.   

Music-
Bob Marley, System of a down, Flight of the Concords, the Beatles, Deftones, Led Zeppelin, Calls from Home, Rammstein, Jonestown Massacre, Slightly Stoopid, The Devil Wears Prada, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The White Stripes, Panic at the Disco, Modest Mouse, DJ Tiesto, Cake, Dashboard Confessionals, Five Iron Frenzy, The Used, Killswitch Engage, Rae Against the Machine, Lil Wayne, The Cranberries, 30 Seconds to Mars, Crystal Castles, Iration, Dance Gavin Dance, Blonde Redhead, Ani Difranco, Ben Folds, Arctic Monkeys, Iron & Wine, Bright Eyes, Lamb of God, Avenged Sevenfold, Lost Prophets, Goddamn Electric Bill, Nico, Radiohead, Moby, Elliott Smith, Israel Kamakawiwo’ole, Jefferson Airplane,Miike Snow, David Bowie, Matisyahu, Macy Gray, Limp Bizkit, Simon & Garfunkel, Regina Spektor, Jeffree Star, The Postal Service, Emily Autumn, Ministry of Sound, Sublime, Dresden Dolls, Serj, Agustin Barrios Mangore, The Mars Volta. and other things I cant think of right now :P